Merry Christmas, Motherfucker

While pedaling slowly up a hill, I spot a couple in their late twenties having an animated conversation by their car. As I pedal by, the following transpires:

Him: [mumbling] sucks [mumbling] thought I'd have some help . . .
Her: Well that was fucking stupid.
Jamo: Hey! That's not Christmas language! Christ died for those sins!
Her: Mind your own fucking business.
Jamo: [in my most Santa-like voice] HO-HO-HOOOOOOOO! MEEEERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!
Jamo: [continues to pedal away]

And a Merry Christmas to you too, dear readers. All three of you.