I do not Want Your Facebook Spam

Look man. We are Facebook friends because I knew you in high school. Had some classes together I guess. I do not remember. You sent me a Facebook request, I said whatev and clicked yes.

We never hung out. Never even sat at the same lunch table. If I saw you today, in a bar for instance, and you bought me a drink, I would have to ask the bartender if he knew who you were, because without looking at your Facebook page I can not remember what you looked like. I do not need to get these from you.

I appreciate that you are trying to get people to go to your fundraisers. But I do not live in Pittsburgh, so I cannot go. You really should look at my Facebook profile more often, since we are friends and all. If you did you would realize that I do not live in Pittsburgh so I will not be able to make it to your fundraiser. Sorry.

Also, you have lots of fundraisers. You seem like a great guy. Did you do fundraisers in high school? I do not remember if you did or not because we were not very good friends. Either way, I do not need three notifications per fundraiser.

Say, what is 3rd Earth Fireproof anyway? Some kind of global-warming advocacy group? Oh wait! It's a clothing company for fucking firedancers. Awesome. This is a really great thing here. Where do I send checks?

You are blocked

I do not Want Your Facebook Spam

Look man. We are Facebook friends because I knew you in high school. Had some classes together I guess. I don't remember.You sent me a Facebook request, I said whatev and clicked yes.

We never hung out. Never even sat at the same lunch table. If I saw you today, in a bar let's say, and you bought me a drink, I would have to ask the bartender if he knew who you were, because without looking at your Facebook page I can't remember what you looked like. I don't need to get these from you.

I appreciate that you are trying to get people to go to your fundraisers. But I don't live in Pittsburgh, so I cannot go. You should really look at my Facebook profile more often, since we're friends and all. If you did you would realize that I don't live in Pittsburgh, so I won't be able to make it to your fundraiser. Sorry.

Also, you have lots of fundraisers. You seem like a great guy. Did you do fundraisers in high school? I don't remember if you did or not because we really weren't very good friends. Either way, I do not need three notifications per fundraiser.

Say, what is 3rd Earth Fireproof anyway? Some kind of global-warming advocacy group? Oh wait! It's a clothing company for fucking firedancers. Awesome. This is a really great thing here. Where do I send checks?

You are blocked.