I had a delicious burger for lunch today. Naturally, it had bacon and cheese on it. A couple of weeks ago at work, someone had a burger that did not have bacon or cheese on it. I almost screamed. What in the hell was this man thinking? I tried to ask him but the words would not come out, I was so affronted. I really can't understand why someone would eat a burger without bacon and cheese. Every single place in America that serves burgers serves some sort of burger that has bacon and cheese on it. And that burger is always (always) superior to the burger without bacon and cheese. And don't even get me started on what barbecue sauce can do for a burger. Jesus. Fucking. Christ. That's delicious.
So as I was enjoying my bacon-and-cheese-burger, I started thinking about bacon, and just how fucking much I eat it. I took inventory of my last 18 meals (as far back as I can definitively remember), and I realized that 12 of them have featured bacon!
I was wondering why I was in such a good mood recently.
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Good points, but I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you a little. As delicious as bacon is, it's a very strong flavor, and there are some rare occasions where it will clash with the overall harmony of the burger. I'm thinking especially of mushroom-themed burgers, and maybe types of onion-topped burgers (sauteed or fried onions).
ReplyDeleteThere is, however, no reason whatsoever to get a burger without cheese. That's just fucking stupid.
have you considered the secret spread (read: thousand island dressing)at in-n-out? I would say that sauce (read: crack) does not need cheese or bacon (which they don't offer at in-n-out n-e-way).
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