Quick Question for You

I have been sick since Sunday. I don't get sick very often, which is a surprise considering I do not eat nearly enough vegetables and I drink an average of eight beers per day. I think the alcohol kills the germs. Anyway, a byproduct of not getting sick very often is not knowing much about how my body reacts to being sick, how to treat my sickness (what do you mean, three glasses of hot whiskey is not the recommended treatment?), or anything about getting better. Usually I just wake up one day and feel fine. So today, Vanessa asked me how I was feeling, and I told her, "I can't tell if I feel any better."

So my question is, is that possible? Is it possible to not be able to tell if you feel any better? Because I would think that if I felt either the same or worse I would be able to tell very easily. I mean, if I say I can't tell if i feel any better, I must feel better because it would be easy to tell if I didn't feel better, and really easy to tell if I felt worse. Right?

There is a definite possibility that I am so fucked up on both Day-and-Ny-Quil that I have lost all sense of what is going on around me. It's been a pretty intense 72 hour Quil bender. I was sent home from work this morning because, apparently, some of the members at my club find it off-putting when golf professionals amble around the premises, casually swigging DayQuil.

Anyway, if any of you can tell me how I feel, I would appreciate it.